PTAM W/Smoof

then why does his blood have calories

the wafer that is the body of chist with a sip of red wine is 70 calories

why not a lo cal savior for the modern obese generation of worshipers?

If you guys have been wondering what I have been up to I am now officially a pro stand up comic. My once famous "is it a sin" questions are now some of the more interesting one liners in the Chicago stand up circle. I been posting on youtube most of my acts as of recent(like since I bought a camera) and if you want to see search "ryandoncomedian" on you tube and you will see me and a couple of buddies of mine.

So how have things been here?

I just beat FF VII and I heard that I can restart the game with the materia and items from when I finished, is this true if so how?

To fill your mesh T-shirt with whip cream and dog saliva and forcefully hug any person wearing an expensive suit?

To be followed around by a large group of midgets wearing identical jump suits and break in to song and dance at inappropriate times? Ya know like right after a doctor tells his patient that she can not have a baby, then we bust out "5, 6, 7, 8 ... The sun will come out to-mor-row!"

why is it we can have some people write a farmers almanac telling us when and where the sun will rise and set every day for a year in advance and we can not get a weather man to give us an accurate 7 day forecast?

To use Nazi dwarfs, Mongolian midgets, and rabid pug dogs to try and rule the whole world under the waist line?

Oh BTW

I am sorta wondering about this question too...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AplOW...

My GF got herself pregnant and I was there but I was wearing a faulty love glove, any how, well since she has been pregnant she has not had her period. WEIRD, we are afraid that the unborn baby, Little Ray Ray, is drowning on her PMS juices. The Doctors just look at us like we are crazy, can you pray for us?

To drive a ford escort filled with pudding skins and chubby man speedos to the southern border of oklahoma and dump them in to a huge hill and plant a flag yelling, "I claim this heap for stephen hawking?!?!"

I know alot of people who want to go and no one knows the address or even right suburb.

that every time I see six ninjas with bloody swords lurking in the darkness of an alley as I walk in the night, the next day it snows?

... attend my party at Chuck E. Cheese. We have reserved the ball pit just for him do you think he will stand me up like he stood me up the last 28 times on my birthday.

God makes me sad on my birthday.

:(

Are we gods favorites or are we just making him feel "needed"?

What is your fave all time halloween treat?

http://food.yahoo.com/blog/edlevineeats/13401/the-...

This guy says that a few of my all time faves are on the least faves list!

I love laffy taffy, smarties, tootsie rolls, and fun sized candy bars (they are great if you just want to taste of chocolate and not OD, do not get me wrong I still like the king size bars but you know where I am coming from, like a candy bar you like but do not LOVE to eat!)

What are some of your favorites, and do you think Jesus went out on halloween and if so what would he have dressed up as?

position? In bed where do you find yourself leaning to the most? On top? Underneath? What is your favorite thing to do? Also what is your fantasy and with who?

If this woman and I gave into our urges, what is the worst that can happen? We have our reasons to keep the relationship non sexual but it is failing more and more each day. We have admitted our feelings and we both want this. She is the most beautiful woman in the world to me. What do you think she would do to me? Be as descriptive as possible I am hoping for the mappers effect to control myself.

(the mappers effect is an old saying I heard a teacher use, meaning that once you know what is around the corner you wont go and peak because you have already been there.)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlMQe...

sorry I hate doing it this way but for some reason it didn't post right

To believe in a soul mate? Is it possible for an atheist to love someone so much that it just feels like they are on the earth for one another and no one else? I don't mean just a perfect match I mean something more than that, if it makes sense?

Or does this mean that I am going to have to be another religion? I have never felt that soul mates existed until a couple of months ago, To believe in a soul mate can I still be atheist?

Tongue? I have seen women eat bananas and ice cream and all most guys can do is think of oral sex. Well I am"tongue hung" and I think it freaks some women out when I can clean out an ice cream cone with one tongue swipe. So does it turn you on or does it just freak you out?

Last night I did something stupid and immature. I will not go in to details but on a sale of one to ten with ten being the worst this has no problem being at least a seven. I need to show her I am sorry, I have told her plenty of times and she says she forgave me, but it really upset her and it hurts me that I upset a great friend, how can I make it up to her? What would you do in my case?