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Today is my birthday and I want god to ...?
... attend my party at Chuck E. Cheese. We have reserved the ball pit just for him do you think he will stand me up like he stood me up the last 28 times on my birthday.
God makes me sad on my birthday.
:(
8 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Maybe he has an aversion to dirty, smelly balls.
Or maybe there is something about Chuck E. Cheese he doesn't like.
Have a Happy Birthday anyway.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Happy Birthday
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Maybe you didn't send out the invites early enough. He's a very busy guy, ya know?
- 1 decade ago
God never stands you up.
He is always with you wherever you go.
You can not see Him, but believe me, He is always with you.
At every single birthday.
Happy Birthday!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
God is everywhere, if you can't sense him then the fault is in you and not him.
