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If jesus is so great?

then why does his blood have calories

the wafer that is the body of chist with a sip of red wine is 70 calories

why not a lo cal savior for the modern obese generation of worshipers?

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  • Nous
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    There is not one single mention of Jesus in the entire Roman record - that is right - not one! At the same time as he was supposed to have been around there were a number of Jews claiming to be the messiah - all of whom are well recorded!

    There is not a single contemporary record from any source and even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    He was supposed to have been a huge problem to the Romans and produced wonderful miracles but still not one contemporary record?

    Even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    Pilate is recorded in the Roman record as a somewhat lack luster man but no mention of a Jesus, a trial or crucifixion that would surely have been used to make him look brighter!

    At best he was an amalgam of those others but almost certainly never existed!

  • 1 decade ago

    Nothing wrong with calories. Calories give us energy and are a necessary part of a healthy existence. It is getting too many calories that is bad. 70 calories is hardly "excessive" an amount of calories in a normal 2000 calorie diet. Maybe you should take a nutrition class. LOL!

  • JohnH
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ah i see!?

    The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, “I’ve got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we’re going to change our underwear.”

    The troops started cheering at the news.

    “Now the bad news. Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy…”

    regards

    J

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That wafer and that wine is not Jesus. We call this "metaphor," and I'm sure Dictionary.com or Wikipedia can tell you better than I could what a metaphor is.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Jesus Christ is GREAT. You are a troll. The wine and wafers are just SYMBOLISM to remind of His crucifixion. Run off now and play with the other kids....

  • 1 decade ago

    You do realise calories are just a measurement of energy... Right?

  • 1 decade ago

    If Jesus was so great he'd show evidence of his existence.

  • 1 decade ago

    He was great, just like Adam, just like Abraham, just like Noah, just like Moses, just like Muhammad, and just like other prophets

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Christians don't have much foresight, as you can plainly see by today's scientific discoveries.

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