OLD AGE....Something to look forward to?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:

'And what do you think is the best thing

About being 104?' the reporter asked.

She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old!

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes

I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that

Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia ....

Have poor circulation;

Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92

Have lost all my friends. But, thank Goodness

I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

So I got my doctor's permission to

Join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,

By the time I got my leotards on,

The class was over.

It's scary when you start making the same noises

As your coffee maker.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

You grow old because you stop laughing!!