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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 1 decade ago

Inspired by Shakespeare and a gas oven. Comments?

Like Sonnet Like Oatmeal

(The Quick 2-Minute Kind)

Let me not to the union of true chefs

Omit ingredients. Oats are not Oats

Flavouring flour of flour bereft,

Nor fading in mix within muse of coat:

O no ! they are hiding so - tastefully.

Dancing shy beneath a cinnamon rain;

Cuddling coy sun-kists fancifully,

Beckoning to Wal’s, halved stoic in vain.

Then tumble do they turn in twisted time,

Sifted swirling in sands sweetened awhile,

Such tendering - reposed to texture fine,

Peaceful their destiny tea-spooned pile.

“ Ha Ha Ha” did the bitter-sweet chef sing

– cookies will you become at the ding……Ding !”.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I had a similar conversation with some guy in a biker bar about cookies last night.....good one!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Hi. Dallas. Very descriptive poem. A stunning piece! Most of us do go this route it's in the human nature, I try not to make my anger over power me. I like how this poem rolled down to the very end so smoothly and effectually . Well done. Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last

  • 1 decade ago

    Yummy and Sweet,

    Ohhhh such a treat !!

    You remembered my favorite of all,

    with butterscotch morsels so small !!

    Cookies and Milk can't be beat !!

    Source(s): " ENJOY YUMMMM " !! ;-P
  • Now that one I understood. So funny. I love oatmeal cookies. Send me some?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey I normally am not much into poetry like some of you but I really enjoyed this one. Bravo. Good images when I read this, good for me that I ate recently too.

  • Daisy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha Ha! Fresh and warm from the oven? Worthy of a smile today!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You put a very big smile on Me,this AM! Thank You so much!! Very nice! GREAT WRITE!! Can I have a cookie?? LOL!

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I think your oats are a bit wilder than mine.

    What chew got in dem cookies?

  • 1 decade ago

    Cookies I say

    What does that mean?

    I'll have mine with milk and cream

    Oats too I boast

    it is the most

  • 1 decade ago

    If cookies be the food of love ..... Ding!

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