HELP, I NEED A TURKEY?

If you can't find any open stores then you might try the Salvation Army or any shelters for domestic violence. They usually have very few Turkeys to give out to needy families but IF they have one left then they may be willing to sell it to you. It would be expected that you would offer a bit more for the turkey than you would pay at the store. This is both because it's depriving a needy family of a bird and because it's a charitable donation to a worthy cause.

I can't guarantee that they'll concede to this so you should probably try calling ahead first but it's worth a shot.

Best bet might be to go to a Wal-Greens and just get turkey lunchmeat. It's about family and friends, anyway, so there shouldn't be too much disappointment. This will be the year that everyone looks back on and remembers with laughter.

Do you have any 24/7 WalMarts?

I live in New Jersey. Do you guys have a shop rite? and why didn't you buy it yesterday