Bible Quiz: What page?

From the link you posted:

The suspect told the teller to flip to a specific page in the Bible, where he had written a note on the page, demanding cash or else he would shoot and kill the teller.

He never used any passage, he wrote his hold up note in the Bible..

Not the first time the Bible has been used for selfish purposes..

The robber could use any page for his purpose. Bible was used to rob the bank. Banning the bible?

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I don't know cause there aint any pages like that! The bible is full of nothing but stupid mumbo jumbos!

I'll tell you how chritian god and bible is!!! Stupid like this:

In Mark chapter 16:

16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

So, it is telling us that if a Christian is a true believer, truly worships god then poisons will not harm them. This is very unscientific, poisons can kill anybody!

it's got contradictions:

In Hebrews chapter 1:

1:10 And, Thou, Lord, in the beginning hast laid the foundation of the earth; and the heavens are the works of thine hands:

1:11 They shall perish; but thou remainest; and they all shall wax old as doth a garment;

Here, we see it tells us that the Earth will be perished. But:

In Ecclesiastes chapter 1:

1:4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.

So here is it saying that the earth will last for ever, namely it is eternal.This becomes unscientific, as it is contradicting one another. Both cannot take place either the earth will be perished or it will last for ever.

He is sooo stupid he doesnt know what he is talkin about!!!

All I can tell you is that the bible stinks look at all these stupid stuff:

Stuborn son is to be stonned to death. Would you ever do that? or would or parents ever do that to you?

Deuteronomy 21:18-23

"18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."

Wana see pedophilia and sex? Here!:

Book of Numbers

"31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

punnishment for adultry is stonning to death:

Deuteronomy

22:22 "If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman."

God's stupidity is smarter than us all:

1 Corinthians

"1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men."

I find that insulting to the human race. And plus how can god be a fool in the first place if he created the universe?

There god is a weak foool!!!!!! THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE THINKS HE IS TOOO COOL BUT NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

HERE ARE MORE

Women are degraded

1 Timothy

2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.

2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

women are also told to remain silent is church!

1 Corinthians 14

14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

So does the bible suck? Yes it does!!

so does the bible suck???? YES IT DOES!!!! boooohhhhyeaahhhh!