She's SSSSooooooooooo Blonde that......?

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..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
...she thought a quarterback was a refund
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools
...she thought General Motors was in the Army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes"
...she studied for a blood test-and failed.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
...she sold the car for gas money
...when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

 

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John D. · Accepted Answer

That was funny

bilbo b · Answer

A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is 
cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a woman. 
The Blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own 
head. 

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
Shoot. 

The blonde replies "Shut up stupid! You're next!"




A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced 
Cappuccino.
''Do you want it hot or cold?''




A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned 
about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" 

To which the blonde replies.....” Early this morning I got a phone call saying 
that my mother had passed away." 
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why 
don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off 
to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep 
my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." 
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need 
anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks 
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to 
her, asking, "Are you gonna be ok??"
"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that 
HER mom died too!!"




Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowboys, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm. 
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars." 
The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy. 
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, 
"Not now, I'm busy." 
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this." 
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand." 
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this." 
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians. Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . . 

...we're going to be millionaires!"

Brookllynn © · Answer

She's So Blonde that ... 
she didnt know the difference between food stamps and postage stamps  :p

doomml1 · Answer

a blond walks into Radio shack and asked if she could buy this T.V and the store clerk says no your a blond. so that night she died her hair brunet then the next day she asked can i buy this T.V please and the store clerk says no your a blond and the brunet girl says "how do you know?" and he says that not a T.V its a microwave.

tara jcrest · Answer

that part with 'under 17 not admitted', i bet she bought with her 16 blondes too!

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