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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Have you ever taken the stupid test?

The Stupid Test

Directions: Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Just answer as many as you can then calculate your stupidity.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10 Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone w hen they said that they knew how to make a love=2 0potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes on ;

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day-

58. Have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work th

Update:

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put some thing in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Update 2:

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground s and

Update 3:

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

Update 4:

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88.When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

Update 5:

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. when you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the

Update 6:

dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Update 7:

Haha no I'm not on crack. Thanks to the nice people who actually answered. My friend sent me this in an e-mail. It's called copy and paste :)

13 Answers

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I'm bored enough to do it

    I'm only 50% stupid!!!

    50 yes

    1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out: NO

    2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails: YES

    3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it: NO

    4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking: YES HAHA

    5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking: ONCE, YES

    6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head: NO

    7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself: YES

    8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand: YEP

    9. Tried to push open a door that said pull: YES

    10 Tried to pull open a door that said push: YES

    11. Have actually believed someone w hen they said that they knew how to make a love=2 0potion: I Dont understand...NO

    12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else: NO haha

    13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs: YEP...at school!

    14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave: NO

    15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair: NO

    16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble: NO

    17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it: YEP..they didnt know though

    18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard: At the Christmas party a few days ago...YES

    19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name: NO

    20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot: I broke my toe playing football...YES

    21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on: NO

    22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle: I fell off from the back of a moving car...YES

    23. Have run into a closed door: YES

    24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else: NO

    25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it: NO

    26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke: YEP

    27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer: NO

    28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan" NO

    29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk: YES

    30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock: NO

    31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it: NO

    32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside: NO haha

    33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else: YES...all the time

    34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property: NO

    35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot: YEP

    36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on: NO

    37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in: YES

    38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard: Ice cream and other stuff in the fridge, but not cereal: NO

    39. Walked into a pole: YES

    40. Wore two different earrings or shoes on: NO

    41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house: YES...I put my pants on backwards one day to school...most embarrassing day ever haha

    42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on: NO

    43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small: YEP

    44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it: NO

    45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do: YEP

    46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on when your drink was right next to it: YEAH...I think I got AIDS that day

    47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up: YES

    48. Have poked yourself in the eye: YES

    49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on: NO

    50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair: NO

    51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test: YES

    52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil: YES

    53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it: I kissed a girl and liked it. I thought it was jelly chapstick

    54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was: YES

    55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were: YES..but I just turned that age

    56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on: NO

    57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day-YES

    58. Have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for : NO

    59: NO

    60. Have ever laughed at

    EDIT: Noooooo! It didn't post the other 40...lame yahoo

    I had 50 counted though.

  • 1. no

    2. no

    3. no

    4. yes

    5. yes

    6. no

    7. yes

    8. yes

    9. yes

    10. yes

    11. no

    12. no

    13. yes

    14. yes

    15. no

    16. no

    17. no

    18. no

    19. no

    20. no

    21. no

    22. no

    23. no

    24. no

    25. no

    26. yes, still dont get some

    27. no

    28. no

    29. no

    30. no

    31. no

    32. no

    33. yes

    34. no

    35. yes

    36. no

    37. yes

    38. no

    39. yes

    40. no

    41. yes

    42. no

    43. yes

    44. no

    45. yes

    46. no

    47. no

    48. yes, who hasent??

    49. no

    50. no

    51. no

    52. yes

    53. yes

    54. no

    55. yes

    56. no

    57. no

    58. yes

    59. no

    60. yes

    61. no

    62. no

    63. no

    64. yes

    65. yes, did it on a test too

    66. did more work then needed?? if so then yes. lol

    i got rele bored so i did it all out....am i stupid????.....i dont know, lol.

    :D :D

  • 1 decade ago

    ive seriously done most of those...and for the first one, i forgot to put the bottom on the blender, and when i took it off the stand...well you know what happened!

    64...oooh bad ive done it, that offends people

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. no

    2. no

    3. no

    4. no

    5. no

    6. no

    7. no

    8. no

    9. yes

    10 yes

    11. no

    12. no

    13. no

    14. no

    15. no

    16. yes

    17. no

    18. yes

    19. no

    20. no

    21. no

    22.no

    23. no

    24. no

    25.no

    26. yes

    27. no

    28. no

    29. no

    30. no

    31. no

    32.no

    33. no

    34.no

    35. no

    36. no

    37. yes

    38. no

    39. no

    40. yes

    41. yes

    42.yes

    43. yes

    44. no

    45. all the time

    46. yes

    47. yes

    48. yes

    49. no

    50. no

    51. apparently yes

    52. yes

    53. no

    54. no

    55. no

    56.no

    57. no

    58. yes

    60.yes

    61. no

    62. no

    63. no

    64.no

    65. no

    66. yes

    67. no

    68. yes

    69. no

    70. no

    71. yes

    72. no

    73. no

    74. no

    75. yes

    76. no

    77.yes

    78. no

    79.yes

    80. yes

    81. yes

    82. yes

    83. no

    84. yes

    85. no

    86. yes

    87. no

    88.yes

    89. yes

    90. yes

    91.no

    92. yes

    93. no

    94. no

    95. yes

    96. no

    97. yes

    98. no

    99. yes (works)

    100. no

    Source(s): to lazy to check score
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  • 1 decade ago

    ooo number 64 really can get you in trouble some times

  • 1 decade ago

    That was hilarious. I read every single one, and I am shocked!!

    Where did you find this? I want to read the whole thing.

  • 1 decade ago

    You know your question got cut off, right?

  • 1 decade ago

    theres only 66 questions

  • 1 decade ago

    Yep! you gotta read those directions! lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I guess I'll never know if I'm stupid...

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