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Have you ever taken the stupid test?
The Stupid Test
Directions: Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Just answer as many as you can then calculate your stupidity.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10 Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone w hen they said that they knew how to make a love=2 0potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes on ;
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day-
58. Have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work th
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put some thing in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground s and
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88.When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. when you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the
dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Haha no I'm not on crack. Thanks to the nice people who actually answered. My friend sent me this in an e-mail. It's called copy and paste :)
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I'm bored enough to do it
I'm only 50% stupid!!!
50 yes
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out: NO
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails: YES
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it: NO
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking: YES HAHA
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking: ONCE, YES
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head: NO
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself: YES
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand: YEP
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull: YES
10 Tried to pull open a door that said push: YES
11. Have actually believed someone w hen they said that they knew how to make a love=2 0potion: I Dont understand...NO
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else: NO haha
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs: YEP...at school!
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave: NO
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair: NO
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble: NO
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it: YEP..they didnt know though
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard: At the Christmas party a few days ago...YES
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name: NO
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot: I broke my toe playing football...YES
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on: NO
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle: I fell off from the back of a moving car...YES
23. Have run into a closed door: YES
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else: NO
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it: NO
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke: YEP
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer: NO
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan" NO
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk: YES
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock: NO
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it: NO
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside: NO haha
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else: YES...all the time
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property: NO
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot: YEP
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on: NO
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in: YES
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard: Ice cream and other stuff in the fridge, but not cereal: NO
39. Walked into a pole: YES
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes on: NO
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house: YES...I put my pants on backwards one day to school...most embarrassing day ever haha
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on: NO
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small: YEP
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it: NO
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do: YEP
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on when your drink was right next to it: YEAH...I think I got AIDS that day
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up: YES
48. Have poked yourself in the eye: YES
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on: NO
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair: NO
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test: YES
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil: YES
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it: I kissed a girl and liked it. I thought it was jelly chapstick
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was: YES
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were: YES..but I just turned that age
56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on: NO
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day-YES
58. Have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for : NO
59: NO
60. Have ever laughed at
EDIT: Noooooo! It didn't post the other 40...lame yahoo
I had 50 counted though.
- 1 decade ago
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
7. yes
8. yes
9. yes
10. yes
11. no
12. no
13. yes
14. yes
15. no
16. no
17. no
18. no
19. no
20. no
21. no
22. no
23. no
24. no
25. no
26. yes, still dont get some
27. no
28. no
29. no
30. no
31. no
32. no
33. yes
34. no
35. yes
36. no
37. yes
38. no
39. yes
40. no
41. yes
42. no
43. yes
44. no
45. yes
46. no
47. no
48. yes, who hasent??
49. no
50. no
51. no
52. yes
53. yes
54. no
55. yes
56. no
57. no
58. yes
59. no
60. yes
61. no
62. no
63. no
64. yes
65. yes, did it on a test too
66. did more work then needed?? if so then yes. lol
i got rele bored so i did it all out....am i stupid????.....i dont know, lol.
:D :D
- deletedLv 51 decade ago
ive seriously done most of those...and for the first one, i forgot to put the bottom on the blender, and when i took it off the stand...well you know what happened!
64...oooh bad ive done it, that offends people
- Anonymous1 decade ago
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. yes
10 yes
11. no
12. no
13. no
14. no
15. no
16. yes
17. no
18. yes
19. no
20. no
21. no
22.no
23. no
24. no
25.no
26. yes
27. no
28. no
29. no
30. no
31. no
32.no
33. no
34.no
35. no
36. no
37. yes
38. no
39. no
40. yes
41. yes
42.yes
43. yes
44. no
45. all the time
46. yes
47. yes
48. yes
49. no
50. no
51. apparently yes
52. yes
53. no
54. no
55. no
56.no
57. no
58. yes
60.yes
61. no
62. no
63. no
64.no
65. no
66. yes
67. no
68. yes
69. no
70. no
71. yes
72. no
73. no
74. no
75. yes
76. no
77.yes
78. no
79.yes
80. yes
81. yes
82. yes
83. no
84. yes
85. no
86. yes
87. no
88.yes
89. yes
90. yes
91.no
92. yes
93. no
94. no
95. yes
96. no
97. yes
98. no
99. yes (works)
100. no
Source(s): to lazy to check score - How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- ♥ ♥ ♥Lv 61 decade ago
That was hilarious. I read every single one, and I am shocked!!
Where did you find this? I want to read the whole thing.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I guess I'll never know if I'm stupid...