Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary?

Honey let's go out tonight it will be full of romance, we'll go out for a nice dinner, do some drinking and dancing at a nightclub full of hot looking people ,a night full of kissing and groping ,we'll even go out to the car at one point and make love........and if you make it home first you can leave the light on for me.

yea and don't collect endurance chips either.

ever since my wife and I got married I carried around an A.A. serenity coin. On our anniversary we went to a bar and had a huge blow out bash, and we both came home drunk as everything and had a great time. the next morning I still replaced the coin as I had been all along from day, to week, to month, to three months, to mark our anniversary.

But she was confused about why I had still replaced the coin due to the events that had taken place. When I told her the real reason that I thought of it as an endurance chip for our marriage, She Flipped out and started yelling and going crazy. I calmly walked away and said "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."

her attitude was definitely one that I couldn't change.

those are almost word for word what I told the wife.

You know what? Out of the blue she got a divorce.

go figure