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What soothes the savage beast?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Music & Acepromazine Maleate.

    With a lot of today's music you may need to increase the dosage.

    Source(s): MOO-SAU-UB
  • 1 decade ago

    It depends on what savage beast you're facing. Usually raw steak covers just about every eventuality, or at least it will give you time enough to run. heh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chef Boyardee

  • 1 decade ago

    The quote should be "savage breast", not beast.

    In my case, when I'm far off my game it's a chocolate muffin and a

    gorgeous girl in a black bikini.

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  • Music.

  • 1 decade ago

    Liquor might be a good thing... or turn him meaner. Try steak. Or flash him with a savage breast. Preferably of the daintier sex, not yours, Crash Fu's or KenLKoff's.

  • 1 decade ago

    Kind, gentle words, said right in the beast's ear, while hugging the beast *tightly* and not letting go.... ^__^

    Source(s): The late, great Steve Irwin. ^__^ Hell, if it works on crocodiles and alligators, it's got to have some merit for people, right?
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    1 decade ago

    Books and Classical music...or at least for me..I am rather savage...

    -Ryko

  • 1 decade ago

    Old school rock

  • Chocolate and cash.*

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