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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes,jokes and yes more jokes!?

A local prostitute WAS ON HER PERIOD and thought even though she'll still manage to get a "drunken" guy from the pub. After getting him she took him home and they went to bed.(the prostitute had already gone by now) In the morning the man woke up and saw his hands covered in blood "oh my god i've killed her", he said and when he went to the bathroom to clean his hands he looked in the mirror and saw that there was blood around his mouth too. "omg and i've ate her"

haha funny or not ..eh?

you guys got any funny rude, making love, $3x jokes??

Update:

plz can u star this!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Haha thats so funny :)

    I actually laughed.

    Do some more!!!!

    I also starred it :]

  • 1 decade ago

    haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :)

    on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today''

    :) xxx

  • Arie-L
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I puked a little in my mouth but laughed afterwards... Heres to you===>*

  • 1 decade ago

    Too long to care to read

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! and i love how he has poor grammer 'omg and i've ate her'

    pahah

    *starred* :D

  • 1 decade ago

    i'll star you just for this answer

    "Read it right to the bit that says `blood around his mouth too`

    then carry on --- with a piece of string hanging out of the

    side of his mouth. He thinks "O my god, please, please, please.

    let that be a tea-bag".

    HAHAHAHAHAHA xD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Read it right to the bit that says `blood around his mouth too`

    then carry on --- with a piece of string hanging out of the

    side of his mouth. He thinks "O my god, please, please, please.

    let that be a tea-bag".

    Source(s): Common sense
  • 1 decade ago

    That's pretty funny X)

  • 5 years ago

    Lame! Sorry!

  • 1 decade ago

    your a very nawty girl,does that mean she only wears knickers to keep her ankles warm?

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