Trip is feeling a little delicate after his weekend fun, can you suggest any soothing remedies .....?

Depends where you are feeling delicate.....

If it is your head then I suggest ibuprofen, spicy bloody Mary's & parocetamol cocktails to sooth away headaches

If it is your 'head' then I suggest wet kisses and licking to sooth any chaffing.

Come to Bunzie,Wunzie and she will make you better.

A nice hot cup of tea and a long nap will soon have you looking less than dead.

I don't think you should have taken your zimmer frame out on a frosty day. The over 60's club will still be there when you are not you know. lol

a duvet day, preferable with a desirable woman, a tub of ice cream, perhaps even some Jeremy Kyle thrown in for good measure....who knows what might happen! Failing that - water, a bath, and alka seltzer.

Just chill in a bath tub full of smashed glass.

It sooths the body and the soul.

Tomatoes in juice , raw or cooked it doesn't matter they are a natural form of alkali and alkali neutralises stomach acid , it really is miraculous .

This is why people always suggest a bloody mary .

A good rub down with some wire wool & some deep heat cream rubbed into your bits should make you feel better in no time!

Turkish Massage!!

A nice calming sky-dive with a defective parachute might do you good.

Ahh Babes, I know how you feel!!

If you promise to sooth me, I will sooth you ;-)

how about we go relax in the jacuzzi with some champagne? that should get our energy levels up..