Another Liverpool joke?

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A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'
'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time… What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'



'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.

AtS- Abraxas · Accepted Answer

Like capybara, as a Liverpool fan I thought it was funny. Can't wait to change it a little and tell it to my mates!

Rafa · Answer

Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pillocks behind him and 67,000 thick idiots jumping up and down.

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at ANFIELD


Q.What have a three pin plug and Man U got in common? 
A.They're both useless in Europe. 

gary neville is ill, so Alex Ferguson offers to go shopping for him. 
While in the local supermarket, he bumps into rafa benitez 
"Hello, Alex, what are you doing here?" 
"I'm getting a bag of potatoes for gary neville." 
"Sounds like a fair swap to me!!"

Anonymous · Answer

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Anonymous · Answer

coming from the land down under Australia I have never heard that before


very very good 

bad luck Liverpool supporters have no sense of humor  then again they are scousers

Anonymous · Answer

been around since 1950s

Anonymous · Answer

Very very old rubbish, generic joke... Insert team name or city etc of your choice..

the capybara · Answer

im a liverpool fan and i must admit that was funny!

Anonymous · Answer

Oldie but goodie. LOL.

Anonymous · Answer

you do realise this will be deleted by the pool posse

but quite good

peter s the devil is red · Answer

most excellent smithers

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