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A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun?

"Where you headed?" the taxi driver asks. "5th street and Main," the nun replies.

Considering the long distance to where the nun wanted to go, the driver asks the nun, "So if your a nun what would it take for a man to have sex with you. The nun thinks about it and says, "He would have to have no kids be single and a Christian." The taxi driver then says, "Well your in luck because I'm all of those things. The nun looks around and gets into the front seat.

After they have finished, the taxi driver says gloating, "Haha, I'm married and I have kids and I'm a Jew!" The nun replies, "Well that's okay because my name is Henry and I'm headed to a costume party.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Awe man, that's cold, but a good one. Give ya gold star! lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, but wouldn't the taxi driver have noticed the man's (nuns)winkie...

  • HAHA, good ending!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that was a good one!

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