What does it mean to be a goth?

it means to sit around all day readin and writin poetry, drinkin coffee or absynth, listening to post-punk darkwave bands, smokin cloved cigarettes and sighing. o and shut the f*ck up glock cuz ur a tard and a half who don't know a gd thing bout counter cultures. and do u know all that from experience? have u killed ne babies for ur country yet soldier?

Basically it means that you are a reclusive emo retard who hates everyone and everything except those that hate themselves more than you do. Also, most goth douchebags like a weenie in the pooper.

hee hee hee!!!! They love poetry, have ANN-OY-ING view points on societies, basically the total opposites of hippies! They do weird religious stuff, and like medieval (gothic ;)) things