The pope knows what he wants?

The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none of who could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old physician. After about an hour's examination the physician came out and told the cardinals that he had some good news and some bad news.

The bad news was that the pope had a rare disorder of the testicles, which if left untreated, would be fatal. The good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured, was to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the Pope stated, "Though it pains me, I agree to be with a woman but only under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over the noise a single voice asked, "And what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause….

The Pope replied, "First the woman must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex."

"And third, she must be mute so that if somehow the blind, deaf woman figures out she's having sex with the Pope, she'll be unable to tell anyone."

With that said, the Pope rose and started walking out of the room. Just as he reached the doorway, another voice arose from the room and asked,

"But Holy Father, what about the fourth condition?"

The Pope then turned around and replied, "Oh yeah...big t i t s."