what do you do when you need the loo in an english country garden?

What do you do if you wanna go loo in the English Country Garden?

Pull down your pants

And suffocate the ants in the English Country Garden

Get a little spade and bury what you made in the

English Country Garden

Dig a little hole and fertilize a mole in the English Country Garden

*Reveal your tush and go behind a bush in the English Country Garden

Crouch in the mud and make a loud thud in the English Country

Garden

Make them hold their noses when you duck behind the roses

In the English Country Garden

With a bit of toil you can add to the soil in the English Country

Garden

With 16 toots you can kill off all the roots in the English Country

Garden

With a little squeeze you can murder all the weeds in the English

Country Garden

Do a little poo and the snails can chew in the English Country Garden

Cause a bit of trouble and do it in the rubble in the English Country

Garden

The flowers'll think you're class when you show them all your ***

In the English Country Garden

It's coming out the back, in the paving there's a crack in the English

Country Garden

Dump in the flower bed or maybe in the shed in the English Country

Garden

Look out for the nettles when you're watering the petals in the English

Country Garden

Leaving muddy puddles can get you into trouble in the English Country

Garden

Pooing can be fun in a garden in the sun in the English Country Garden

English Country Garden Lyrics

What do you do if you need the loo

In an English Country Garden?

Pull down your pants and water all the plants

In an English Country Garden

And if there's no toilet roll

Please don't despair

Just grab a leaf and wipe your underneath

So that's what you do if you need the loo

In an English Country Garden

lol

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What do you do if you wanna do a poo in an English country garden?

You pull down yer pants and paralyse the ants in an English country garden

Then get a leaf and wipe your underneath in an English country garden

Then get a spade and bury what you made in an English country garden

Go inside the house

You really rotten louse

From an English Country Garden

There you'll find a loo

All tiled in kangaroo

From an Australian Country Garden

Fasten up the door

Plant your feet upon the floor

Remove your dainty pants

Be thankful your in Hants.

A lovely English County Garden

Then having completed all you can

Adorn your person, spick and span

Then wander much at ease

Out into the rows of peas

In your English Country Garden

Is'nt that something a bloke could do? announcing that however (actual tale) i became out clubbing one night and desperate to queue exterior path sixty six with my friends. It became rather packed and the queue became going around the element of the construction. on the element of the club became a row of trees which had many gaps in. We have been merely speaking while i spotted 3 women left the queue to start walking to the trees. Then all of them squatted in the back of the unfavourable camouflage and commenced to pee. certainly everyone became looking and that that they had rather uncovered themselves. I couldnt believe it. yet i assume as women continually visit the lavatories in communities that they had the braveness to... lol.

My sister always used to sing pull down your pants and let in all the ants....

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