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Language Barrier......................?

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The only problem was that the poor lady was not very proficient in English. Although she did manage to communicate with her husband, she had a real problem whenever she had to shop for groceries

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked

like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts; again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

I just don't know about you

sometimes!

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  • Jo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    good one

  • 1 decade ago

    LoL. That is a good one. You have alot of great things on here. Funny. =)

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha i didnt remember dat da husband spoke english thnks!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha!

    good one.

    thanks for brightening my day up

    (:

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL!!!

    that's a great joke!!

    thanks for posting!

    :)

  • haha, i thought she will show the shopkeeper his penis

  • 1 decade ago

    you got me dude you got me

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha that is some funny stuff!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Humm -Geez you are just too funny !!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

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