What would you like to do to those annoying teenagers/people at the movie theater ?

Okay, I cannot take credit for a few of these answers, because I saw them somewhere... But one was ....

Fart so much that the people move on their own....

Superglue their popcorn...

My personal faves have been move to behind them, Take off my shoes whether they be stinky that day or not and put them through the armrests... :) I learned that one from someone who sat behind me while I was a teen.

Then there is the standard trying to throw them out, but thats no fun... Or make them wish they were somewhere else again no fun...

Pretty much... I try to embarrass them to the extent it causes them to leave or cause such a problem that THEY get kicked out not me...

Oooh I hate that. Once I was WITH some people like that, so embarrassing, but rather than be embarrassed for 2 hours I went and anonymously complained while I was "in the bathroom". We all got kicked out! Yaay! The rest of the time, I imagine quite violent scenarios. Sadly people are just clueless.

well i would walk up to them and tell them that my friend has a mute ear and cannot hear very well (which obviously isn't true but how will they know). Tell them to be quiet and make them feel extra guilty when I have my friend look over at the talking group and smile. Hopefully they will feel pity and shut up.

Me, i would probably yell at them to shut up or throw my popcorn or my gum at the back of their head or call the ushers to tell them something.

I would love to get up from my seat and slap the shi* out of them. Of course, then I would get arrested and miss the rest of the movie.

ban them from theatres for a month per offence

superglue their mouth with some kinda non-toxic substance before they enter the theatres

just throw stuff at them..popcorn, candy, drink... shoe... anything and everything!