Did you hear about little Zachary?

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors,

mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.

In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him

In the local Catholic school After the first day, little Zachary came

home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his

mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started

studying.

Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little

Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed She called him down to

dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his

room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as

hard as before.

This went on For some time, day after day, while the mother

tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card. He quietly

laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great

trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little

Zachary got an 'A' in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and

said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?' Little Zachary looked at her

and shook his head, no. 'Well, then,' she replied, Was it the books, the

discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?' Little Zachary

looked at her and said, 'Well, on the first day of school when I saw

that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'

FORWARD THIS TO ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH . Have a

wonderful day and God Bless.