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THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008 (in the USA)?
THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008 (in the USA)
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front d oor with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Johnny told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
14 Answers
- Afro ChicLv 41 decade ago
I heard that joke about 5 years ago and I would not say that was the funniest short joke.The person who said they could not get it will be too young to be reading the joke lol.
- 1 decade ago
So a guy just got hired at an apple shop.The first customer walks in. "How much are these apples?" The clerk says, "I don't know." When the man leaves, the manager comes and says, "You are supposed to say, 'Five cents sir'." So the next customer comes in. "How much are these apples?" The clerk responds, "Five cents sir." "Are they fresh?" "I don't know." So the man leaves. The manager once again comes out and says, "You are supposed to say, 'Fresh fresh fresh sir!'" So the third customer walks in. "How much are these apples?" "Five cents sir." "Are they fresh?" "Fresh fresh fresh sir!" "Should I buy them?" "I don't know." Once again, the man leaves. Flustered, the manager tells the clerk, "You are supposed to say, 'If you don't somebody else will!'" Afterward, the fourth man walks in, but he's a robber. "GIMME THOSE APPLES!" "Five cents sir." "ARE YOU BEING FRESH WITH ME??" "Fresh fresh fresh sir!" "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" "If you don't somebody else will!"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thought this would be a clean joke...coming from a Christian...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
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*Ba dum tish*
Pretty good joke :P
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahaha very good. to get it think dirty.
