If u had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would u use to cover urself....?

I'd probably wear Some nicely put drapes or curtains, Bed sheets, bed spreads or pin up some pillow cases around me.

What all counts as a household item? See, I have a sewing machine and fabric, so I could easily whip up something to cover my bum. Of course, right now the machine's at my studio, so I'd probably whip up a toga like creation with an old sheet, a pair of scissors, some thread and some ribbons.

logiclly what i was already wearing but i kno you want something better than that so how about i wrap a towl around me and go out to my garden to pick some flowers, then i comeinside and rip the sheets from the bed. then, i would sew all the flowers onto the sheet and create a sleevless dress. i would need shoes because no shoes, no shirt, no service. for shoes i would take the string under my simk and tie in to a block of wood. then i could make flip-flops. if i had fabric, well i would just sew clothes but im guessing no fabric is available.

Fashion a sheet into a toga, and put a Christmas wreath on my head to emulate a crown of laurels. Unfortunately, my sheets are all Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-themed, so this would look rather comical.

Bed sheets, garbage bags, blankets anything cuz its cold outside!

cellophane wrap..this way i would keep the heat in but the lady's could still see my over grown body..and my Nike shoes of course

A pot lol to cover my you know what lol and two plates to cover my chi chis lol

I'd wear a towel

I'd go nude, unless it was too cold, in which case i'd wrap up in a blanket...

I would def. go nude!! who need clothes anyway!! haha :D