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Christians, seriously, who'd say they'd be disappointed to arrive in heaven & find out William Shatner was god?

Come on, deep down you all know it's true. The guy got laid like a rock star, and flew around the universe kicking *** & taking names.

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  • tj
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Me,it wouldnt be worth the trek.

    t

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL to the question and the first response.

    Edit: Oh, wait. You said seriously.

    That means I need to give you a serious response.

    I think I'd go for that Trek. I've always had a fantasy of being on board the Enterprise under Shatner and crew. Live long and prosper.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wanna know what's scary? The First Church of Shatnerology in Watauga, Texas.

    '... founder and Archbishop John Hattan, along with 1000 or so devotees of "the one true Shatner" gather to worship the "Benevolent Being" and be transfixed by his "magnificant toupee".'

    Source(s): The Completely Useless Unauthorised Star Trek Encyclopedia
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey, I just got a great deal on Priceline. As far as I'm concerned, Shatner is God.

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  • 1 decade ago

    who'd say they'd be disappointed to arrive in heaven & find out William Shatner was God?

    Probably his ex-wives.

  • 1 decade ago

    If Bill Shatner were God, my afterlife would be one nonstop party. I mean, it's Captain Freakin' Kirk.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are we talking Captain Kirk God, TJ Hooker God, or Denny Craine God?

    Denny Craine God would be pretty cool to hang out with.

  • 1 decade ago

    I thought George Burns got the job.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I might agree with you, but I think you'd get an argument or two from Leonard Nimoy.

  • 1 decade ago

    Get to Heaven and NAME MY OWN PRICE?!

    How cool is that?

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