What are a couple of embarrassing things that has happened while you where with your spouse?

I always find it funny to hear what other people have happen with there spouse around that is embarrassing here are a couple of mine.

1. When we where dating i had a friend that was a pyro and that wanted to spray Axe spray and light it towards my shirt to burn a hole in it. Well he did and i allowed him but what i did not know is once he was done my shirt was still burning (my wife did not tell me she stood there laughing).

2. One evening I was trying to be suave and sexy so i jumped up on to the bed tried doing a little dance but the ceiling fan hit me in the head and i fell off the bed she was laughing so hard she was crying.

3. This is the grandest one when my daughter was being born every time my wife got done pushing, i would try and give her a hi-five don't ask my why i just did being a stupid first time dad in the delivery room, It was so bad i hi-fived all the doctors and nurses in the delivery room, and my new born daughter. I didn't think i looked super stupid till i realized i actually did it.

It's amazing on how these stupid moment that we have bring us closer to our partners in life and make it more intresting.