what would happen if Maxwell's demon shaved Schrodinger cat with Occam razor?

The cat would be out of the bag on philosophy for sure!

Aha! I know this one!! Well firstly Maxwell is dead and his demon has gone on to better things, Schrodinger's cat is asleep in my airing cupboard and Occam's razor hangs by a thread from a tree in my garden. I have it on good authority that Health and Safety officers will shortly call and impound it because it is hazardous.

Pavlov's dog would react to the bald cat by chasing it through Plato's cave until it hides in Pandora's box. Then the spirits would come out of Pandora's box and wake up Oedipus who would get out of his mother's bed and see that Mill's Utilitarianism and Kant's categorical imperative urge him to get the sword of Damocles and free Maxwell's demon from his body for contravening Newton's law of follicle thermodynamics.

It would probably get a Dirac Sea of fermion the floor.

Lucille Ball would claw her way out of her grave and terrorize Hollywood.

A telephone pole, shuttlecocks don't like smoked salmon.

I want Ms. Informed to say that slowly, before informing me that which she has been so clearly informed, with her sources...

Well, Freud would have a good deal to say about it for one!

simply

you'd probably have a warm, dying cat

ejaculation. ejaculation will happen.