POLL:Will the real slim shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here..

I'm the real Slim Shady! *stands*

*stands up*

cause im the real shady, yes im the real shady

all you other slim shadies are just imatating

:D

Woooaaah....I'm listening to this song right now...weird.

I'm slim shady. Yes I'm the real shady, all you other slim shadys are just imitating.

*pushes everyone down because God knows where the REAL Slim shady is*

we are gonna have a undertaking right here.. Y'all act such as you by no ability considered a white individual till now Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy purely burst in the door and commenced whoopin her *** worse than till now they first have been divorce, throwin her over furnishings (Ahh!) it is the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he did no longer purely say what i think of he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre pronounced... no longer something you idiots! Dr. Dre's ineffective, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

I hate you.

You made people hate me.

*Slowly walks away....*

And Slim Shady-GET BACK IN CLASS!

*Hops on a desk and hisses at other "slim shady*

Man I just sat down

that would be me, Hi, i'm slim shady and i'm an alcoholic

stand