how do i fix my crooked peanus?

loop a cord around the head and attach a 50lb weight to the cord, allow to hang until you think you may die from the agony...

ohh, that's either head btw ;-)

I will take a different direction on this answer, and suggest something different. Most guys have a curve, often to the left, and sometimes up.

There are so many variations that there cannot be a solid rule.

There is one man-made problem that can cause excessive curvature and that is circumcision. I do not know if that is the case with you. Often, during infant circumcision, the doctor takes off way too much skin (anything is too much) and make uneven cuts, and generally does a sloppy job. The problems do not manifest themselves until the child becomes a teenager and is left to live with the problem of ugly scars, skin bridges, and uneven tension on the skin. This uneven tension will pull the penis to one side, more than normal.

The only thing you can do for this is start a process of foreskin restoration. The skin is stretched over a period of time, and will eventually, if you stay with it, cover the end of the penis, like a normal foreskin. This is a do-able process. I am doing it myself.

The choice is to restore enough skin that you have some looseness, to relieve the curvature, or you can continue on to complete restoration.

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Make a splint for it. I would say a ruler would work. Just duct tape the Ruler to the peanus and after a week it will be straight again.

You can't, Bubba! Almost every guy has the same problem to a certain degree. Some curve up, some down, some left, some right. Nothing you can do about it. Learn to live with it. It's OK. No big deal.

I knew a woman who loved her man's crooked penis. She said that she could not *** with other men because it didn't hit the right spot.

NO, from what i have see the only way to fix it is surgery and they won't do it unless you have extenuating circumstances

You do not need to have it fixed you can have normal sex with a curve.

And you cannot fix it:it is that shape and will stay that shape.

Colors

Peanuts are sometimes crooked but they're still tasty.

Well based on your horrible spelling you might want to wait until you grow up

SteveC

You can't really. Everyone's penis is different, some are curved and some are dead straight.