Can Anyone Cut A WWE Promo?!?

Oh Hell No , You Stupid Son of a B! (Sorry for the Harsh Letter) Now You're Stealing Not Only My Sources Sign-off , but also My Gimmick...AND My Questions?? Oh...Undisputed Jerichoholic , Undisputed Jericho , or What the F*** Ever You wanna go by Now...You just made the Biggest Mistake of Your Pathetic , Worthless Existence , that You call Your Life. Because I know it , You know , Everyone Else Knows it (Well , Except for SD! Hotel!!!...Because He Thinks You're Me) - I am the REAL Deal of the Impersonation Universe in the WS. You will Never be the Legend , the Icon , the Grand Reeker of Awesomeness...Dare I say it...You'll Never be ResplendAwesomenence. I am the Only One. The Chosen One. The Aura of Awesomeness. And THE Future of Professional Wrestling. You want a War?...Just let it be known , that the Can of the @ss Hwhip is Always Handy My Friend. You've been Enlightened , and I have Spoken. Good Day.

*THE Kayfabe Promo has been Cut*

None of YOU losers can't compare to my Ascendancy and My Status of Superiority. You guys are nothing but F*N jokes. You come around here acting like YOUR the Savior of the Business and Everyone should bow down to your will and command, You have No Command or Will over Me, I'm not a Mindless Parasite like most of these people out here.

Let me Run down the List for You of Who can never be in My league.

Luke or If that's your Real Name, Hmm.... Damn Lets Not change that Too, You call yourself the Self Proclaimed, Reaper of Awesomeness, Future of Pro-Wrestling, This Business has a Future and Guess what YOUR not IT! Ha, Just take a look at the Future right here, You could learn something off of a Real Wrestler Son.

Brendan or BlackColud, Yea look at this Poser wishing he could be Me, I think BlackColud suits you well! Your nothing but bad luck, You can never Wrestle a match properly, You botch back and forth, Hell you even botch getting in the Ring! So don't think because you have a contract means, your as good as Me, take a Close Look at Something you will Never be, That's Successful

I'm issuing a Challenge for ANYONE, that can take me!.

Sure, I'll give it a shot.

I look out at the ring and I see pretenders. I look in the back and I see pretenders. I look here and I see pretenders. I look there and I see pretenders. Now I understand why Vince McMahon spared no expense in bringing me in. Vince said, "Dragon, I need you. The fans need you. I don't care what it costs but I need you to come work for me and show my boys how it's done. Show them what a REAL World Champion is!"

Hmph. Looking around...I think I didn't charge Vince enough. But I am a man of my word. I promised Vince that I'd shake things up, that I'd give his boys an ideal they can aspire to, and somebody the fans could look up to as the perfect role model.

But looking around...I am reminded of the old adage, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink". I'm not sure if anybody here has the intelligence to recognize greatness when it walks up and fries them with it's brilliance.

No matter. I speak softly but I carry a very large stick. I have no qualms about using that stick. Those who get in my way will find that out in short order.

I am here to educate, enlighten, and entertain. Who has dreams of grandeur? Who was aspirations to rise above mediocrity? Who has the guts to be somebody?

Step into The Dragon's Lair and prepare to be taught the lesson of a lifetime.

And here is the future hall of famer. Talk about Ric Flair and talk about Hulk Hogan? I am better than them so they can kiss my ***. You people cheer for losers. (booooooo!) SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! Never interrupt the greatest WWE champion of all time or you will have to face the consequences. I am THE toughest son of a ***** in the WWE and I command respect. So, Triple H has the balls to challenge me? to a hell in a cell match? (crowd go wild). Now let me tell you parasites that I ACCEPT!! (crowd go wild again, shouting Triple H! Triple H!) Triple H is not in the building tonight and if he was he wouldn't show up because I will kick his *** here in the city of classless fools called New York (boooo!). So at Wrestlmania, it will be me (boo), Triple H (yeah!) in the cell and the one to walk out as WWE champion will be me! and Triple H, I will end your career by UNLEASHING HELL ON YOU IN ....... HELL IN A CELL!

man I love being a heel.

i am y2j none of you are worthy i am the first and best undisputed champion i don't need fans when i have got the legendary me

i have won successfully threw my hole career in my life i am the lion Heart chris jericho and one day you will all respect me and i will be the only legend and when my time comes i will beat the undertaker at wrestlmania like shawn could not do he just plays mind games with you and make youre streak 17-1 and be the very first champion

So You thought i would not walk out of wrestlemania as champ well you are all WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see i beat John Cena for the World Heavyweight Championship right after i lost my Intercontinental Championship to Rey Mysterio.So from the words of john morrison & the miz there are winners and there are losers BE JEALOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEEL: " I am the best wrestler alive. I am the best wrestler alive because I am the World Heavyweight Champion. I am better than all of you. You people boo me. Since you boo me you don't deserve to see me defend my championship."

How was that?

EDIT: Did I do Thaaat, Nice promo!

....... Wrestling is fake but watch it anyway for the fun and entertainment of it.

Yahoo answers will be buzzing with the: "OH MY GOD A WRESTLER ADDMITED WRESTLING IS FAKE" questions

(heel) FU ALL