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Slightly racist... don't read if offended!?
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
Drew and Obi... I did warn you not to read if you were easily offended. Don't blame me.
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Good one, but here's a twist:
Obama and someone nobody's ever heard of are flying in a plane. The pilot comes in with only 2 parachutes. He hands one to Obama and says "We're going down and there are only 2 parachutes." At that the pilot jumps out with one of the parachutes.
The guy nobody's ever heard of thinks fast, he grabs the last parachute from Obama and jumps.
Who was saved???
Answer: The entire Country!!
- ♥H3II0Lv 51 decade ago
haaahaaa i love it!
soooooooo Fuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyy
thats not offending
but im a Texan
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The oldest joke in the book, i think that joke is literally 50 years old, we used to tell it to eachother when I was in the 3rd grade, my dad even heard it
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahaha! But I think I've already heard it somewhere else couple years ago. It is not hilarious but it make you laugh.
But good one anyways.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Your starting to scare me now, your jokes are getting better than mine ha ha ha
