god if your out there. need your help= job.?

I love how the religious turn their deity into a bloody vending machine

Fundie- "I pray to you, now give me something"!

I pray in the name of Jesus that God will direct your paths and give you the right job, but apart from looking for jobs, use this time to grow in your relationship with God through first accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior if you haven't already. God will take care of you, but where the soul ends up is more important that a job.

God is on Yahoo Answers ???

yeah just sit there and wait for a god to pay your bills , get out of there and find a job!

Come on man! Get out there and pound the pavement! Prayer nor god will be of any help.

i understand what you are doing. however IF? thats like saying i dont believe in ya but i want ya to help anyway.

try this

hey God...in a tight spot ...could use a little help here.

God's account was suspended by the report Monkeys.

Try Craigslist.

a man said God will protect me, to prove his faith let go of the steering wheel. Then crashed & broke almost everything. :S

God will also let you learn from your own mistakes, give you time to fix them & hopefully be wiser from them.

If you don't make the effort, he won't help.

God is not a genie, he helps those who help themselves

God told me to tell you : "I want my sandwich ... NOW." I mean, you were talking about Edesia, right? She can be demanding.

*hands you the classifieds section of the Dallas Morning News*