How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

lol I was going to say Zero!

They are so smart they get the fundies to do it for them!

(i'll believe in Jesus if you change that lightbulb for me).

EDIT: Have to say I'm loving these answers (from both atheists and theists) - very funny!

But some fundies would still claim that God made the tape to look as if the atheist was changing the bulb.

Only one, if the evidence suggests that the light bulb needs to be changed.

Or

None, the light bulb needs to reach the objective conclusion that it needs to change on its own.

Two. One to actually change the bulb and another to keep the Mormons from coming in and doing it for you.

Given enough time the bulb will just change it self.

None. The lightbulb does not need changing. In millions of years the humans who sat in the dark room will evolve to produce their own light, thus eliminating the need for a lightbulb.

Time for some self-parody.

None. After the light goes out, we can no longer see it and no longer have evidence that it exists. We change our theory that light doesn't actually exist, and sit in the dark instead.

None, they don't believe it needs changing.

Eh.. I've heard better.

5/10

Wow starlight don't be too understanding of other peoples' choices...

This was a joke, people added on and you were judging peoples' way of life.

sheesh

and it wasn't that bad a joke :P