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Spiritually Religious gangfights?
Lets say the following religions all got onto a field of battle and duked it out....who would win? Assume 20 people each, equal weaponry.
1- Catholics
2- Mormons
3- Scientologists
4- Baptists
5- Jews
6- Atheists
Who's your donkey? Who gets dropped first? Who stands victorious at the end. I didnt include muslims because that just gets the fun of this exercise too mired in current events.
6 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I am pretty sure that the Catholics, Jews, and atheists would team up to destroy the mormons, scientologists, and baptists (even though I think the mormons and scientologists have aliens on their side). Then out of guilt the catholics would let the Jews kill them. And the atheist and Jews would probably just live happily ever after.
I am sad the muslims were not included, because they would have definitely slaughtered everyone.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Catholics have more experience killing and torturing than any of the other groups. Today's followers aren't trained in the practice, but the pope could give them some old manuscripts on how to rip off someone's testicles to make them believe what you believe.
Mormons have their own trained goon squad who I hear are pretty good at kicking the *** of anyone who desecrates the temple, so they place second.
Scientologists would just take a severe beating then call their lawyers and sue any survivors.
Jews probably wouldn't last long, especially if someone brings and ezbake oven. Hey whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?....
- 1 decade ago
Either 6 would sit back and watch 1 through 5 destroy each other, or...
1 through 5 would find a common enemy in 6 and lynch them
- 1 decade ago
every one would gang up on 6 and wipe em out. Then the christan army lead by Chuck Norris would come and kill em all.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I see you didn't include the Pagans ... that's cause the outcome would be obvious with them included ... better to keep the playing field level ... LOL
Source(s): Pagan - the lumped together, @ss kicking, type ... - Anonymous1 decade ago
CATHOLICS AND PROTESTANTS.......THIS IS SILLY TIRH....
JESUS WILL WHIP SATANS BUTT.....WAIT AND SEE