Harry Potter FANS! How would you react if Lord Voldemort...?

LMAO! I WAS IMAGINING THAT the other day IN THE SHOWER! Wow..

And.. Wrackspruts, they sound more useful ^_^

lmao and I use the word "useful" loosely..

I would probably try not to laugh because it's such an intense scene, fail, and look again to make sure I'm not reading some fanfiction. Then when I see that Rowling actually did write this, I'd lose a little respect for Rowling.

Edit: Oh, I forgot. Nargles. (But for some reason, wrackspurts is always the one I remember.)

I would probably get angry and loose most of my respect for Rowling, but if it was just a prank like thing I would laugh really hard I would probably need to visit the liffle girls room.

Oh and I like wrackspurts because it is fun to say, but Nargles because they live in mistltoe and that is where the snogging happens.

LOL! But I would have refused to accept it. I would definitely feel that Rowling has gone off the rocker. I mean, c'mon, LILY and VOLDEMORT? How? How?

Wrackspurt and Nargles? hmmm...close contest. Wrackspurt! I laughed harder there than I did at Nargles.

lol, I'd stare at my book for about an hour long and then begin screaming in rage at how dumb that is :P

(Then I might've thrown my book across the room :S)

Nargles... I don't know why, but I'm more of a Nargle person than a Wracksprut one :P

Prank called me? Me: WHO IS THIS?! Voldy: I must not be named. Me: Voldemort? Voldy: ****. --phone call is ended-- Claimed to be my father? I'd say: Pfft. I don't think anyone, excluding the slightly crazed Bellatrix Lestrange, could want to get with a guy who has slits for nostrils and has temper tantrums. No matter how much alcohol. Knocked on my door wearing a pink tutu? My reaction: I really like what you've done with the new death eater outfit. Can I recommend some neon accessories from Claires? And maybe you could get a Me-To-You-Bear as the new Dark Mark? Ate all of my cheese? I don't really eat much cheese. I'd have to go to reach for the cheese before I noticed it was gone. And then I'd be pissed. I'd make him go and get some from Tesco. Great question!

LOL I think I would've started yelling what though I finished the book in the middle of the night and people were sleeping. I know I would've been freaking and I doubt I would've made a star wars connection.

Didn't get the book at midnight but sometime like 7:30 when my dad took me for it. Everyone needed attention that day though they knew how important it was for me to read the book so I took most of the day to read it. Brother even threatened to read the end to see if Harry lived or died. I read the last bit to see what the last word was but the only name I caught was Ginny's so I was happy.

What?!! I think I'd completely fall off my chair. Harry looks nothing like Voldy!

Nargles... they are a good reason to stay away from mistletoes

Lord Voldemort looked at Harry with Hatred and spite, his very existence had cost the great lord of Darkness Victory against the accursed Muggles, so he looked Harry Straight in the eyes and said

"Fancy a Bum"

I would be like: OMG, you totally copied Star Wars! xD

Er...I forget what Wrackspruts or Wrackspurts or whatever they are are, so, I'd have to go with Nargles.

i would have vomited all over my book and thought perhaps Smeyer had taken a hand at rewriting Book 7. It reeks of Twilight unoriginality.

Nargles