Will the new Obamavich hit the assembly lines next year?

What a complete obamanation.

The Obamunists will honor car warranties the way the government currently runs VA hospitals: Drop your car off next Wednesday and bring a wagon to pick your dead grandfather up in two months.

The "Obamavich" will be sold by slick salesmen who will offer you nothing in return for your purchase but will lie to your face, saying that the Obamavich will "change" your life; how and why will never be addressed . . . the car will have a glossy black exterior with a white interior . . . it will look sleek while parked in your driveway but won't have the guts to go anywhere except across your front lawn, pulled by its' front bumper by a dog . . . the "engine" will sound good but, after opening the hood, you discover that the engine sound is merely a speaker and teleprompter with a puppet master offsite, making engine noises. The Obamavich will last only 4 years and will, ultimately, fall apart in a heap.

Buses must avoid Obamavichs at all costs for, when cornered, the Obamavich is known to throw others under such forms of transportation. Since the Obamavich has no ability to move under its own power, it is often shuttled around by Boeing 747 at a cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars while terrifying whole cities. Hollywood liberals love the Obamavich and, oftentimes, own stock in the parent company so they, too, can be considered chic and hip at their next cocktail party, touting the attributes of THEIR Obamavich!

The Obamavich runs on wine made from water.

Well since Chrysler is going bankrupt with the taxpayer billions in their pocket I don't think they will build his car.

I would think it was funny if it wasn't hurting Americans so badly. I knew we were paying them to fold. I think Obama is paying companies to close and layoff to hurt the economy even more to push through his asinine ideas. Like full blown socialism. Look at how that has worked out for England, and the EU. They are starving and having food riots.

Yet, it is a major upgrade from the Wovich which attacks random cars in the parking lot, when you hit the horn it doesn't beep, it just wrings its tires and says heh heh heh.

It is never at home, always in its other garage somewhere in Texas. It cuddles with Rolls Royces, Ferraris, Mazzaratis, Mercedes, and BMW's while making fun of any car under $20,000. In exchange he supports laws that would allow the nice cars to drive as fast as they want, suck as much gas as they want, and run over bunnies just for fun.

Any car they produce next year will be better than every car they have produced in the last 50. Republicans have been cow-towing to the auto industry for 50 years and giving them huge hidden subsidies.

Personally I think they should be left to go out of business. If government is telling you how to run your business and making better business decisions than your paid officers than you have been being run by incompetents and you should perish.

Ouch we got the claws and fangs out so early? I don't drive a hummer so I'm not too worried. Well except for the greenies.

They must use pedal power or methane.

What oil SEE A HOPE? The Messiah will not allow us to use either foreign or domestic oil.

I got me one of them fancy republican cars..it runs on faith in the good lord and torture...it also comes with a free confederate flag sticker on the back..it has no air bags..it just water boards you after the crash..it also comes with no warranty..if it breaks you better start praying

they will combine names & call the car either cryalat or fialer

vich isn't an Italian suffix anyway.

it is more slavic

Obametti is more likely.

Or Obamalo

Or Obamoto

Or Obamini

Or Obamama

That's funny

They might call it the "The People's car" like hitler called his "Volkswagen"