What would you do if you caught your SO in the act?

I'd hit him where it REALLY hurts...in the wallet. He wouldn't have a pot to piss in when I got done!

If I caught her in the act with another woman, I'd quickly get undressed and assume she was finally giving me that birthday present I request every year.

If I caught her in the act with another man, I'd leave so they could finish their business and then come back later to calmly find out all the facts.

I wish I could be that calm and collected but I think I would beat the sh!t out of him! Then I'd head to the bank.

I have and I was young and naive!! Wish I'd of thought of going to the bank.

I'd get the Marine Corp issued boots taken to me, for coming home early and catching him!! Nice huh?

I would probably empty the bank account, kill them, head to mexico with my baby.

Or worse, I could tell his chain of command and he would be discharged for adultry.

Depends on whether I could get to the shotgun before he (or she) could get out of the house...

Seriously, though? He'd be on the street before he could blink. We've been down that road before - there is no second chance.

trade in his truck for a pink prius- in his name so he is stuck with it. sell "our/his" stuff and put the money in an account he will never know about. then go to straight to a divorce attorney.

I'd probably pull a Bobbitt on him. Not sure I could control myself.

Beat the crap out of both of them then Leave him. And get a divorce.

I *wish* I could say that I would be able to do that...

However, I would probably grab the skanky whore by her hair and throw her sorry *** out on the street naked.