A Mother's Day Question: Have you ever heard somebody say?

It takes about six weeks after having a baby to get back to normal?

*That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother "Normal" is history.

You learn how to be a mother by instinct?

* That somebody never took a three year old shopping!

Being a mother is boring?

*That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a learners permit!

How about ... If you are a "Good" mother your child will turn out good?

*Apparently that somebody thinks children come with directions and a guarantee.

Good mothers never raise their voices?

*That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see their son hit a golf ball into the neighbors window :)

A mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in her "Mommy Books"?

* That somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.

The hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery?

*Then that somebody never watched their "baby" get on the bus for the 1st day of kindergarden. Or a plane headed for Military boot camp.

A mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back?

*That somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

A mother can stop worrying after her child is married?

*That somebody doesn't know a marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to their heartstrings.

A mothers job is done when her last child leaves home?

*That someone has never been a grandma.

Your mother knows you love her so you don't need to tell her?

*That somebody isn't a mother.

Did ya all ever hear any of those sayings before? Cute, huh? A BIG Happy Mother's Day to all you mommies out there everywhere!!!

Hugs~

Lyn