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HELP! Prostitute stole my money!?

when i wok up from my bed, my moneys all gone and so the hell are my cHar keys. i got a prostitute yesterday and it didn't even listen to what the hell i said. it gave me some water and i wake up today and damn prostitute is there no more.

help! how i find her? i want my money and my car!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Dirty Maggie Mae

    They have taken her away

    And she'll never walk down Paradise Street no more

    The judge he guilty found her

    Of robbing a homeward bounder

    That dirty no-good robbing Maggie Mae.

    This folk song from Liverpool describes this prozzy of yours to a tee.

    Try reporting her. Clearly, Maggie Mae ended up in court for stealing from her clients. The song goes on to say she was sentenced to transportation to Tasmania. But maybe these days, a small fine and a compensation order is more likely.

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Just go back to where you picked her up!

    Whores are creatures of habit-they will always return to the same spot!

    Next time may I suggest you only bring the £10 (or whatever it costs) and do it in an alley way.

    Most people dont bring hookers home with them--silly boy!!!!

    Good luck!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Why dont you get your women the olf fashion way. Just do down to the city jail and bail one out Geeesh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get some more money!

    Get a New car!

    Get a life!

    Go home!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Serves you right dirty git

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    mabey the jokes on her. mabey u gave her aids.

    Source(s): PS. Don't hire prostitutes. I get my fill of sex the old fasion way. picken up chicks than seducing em.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    chalk it up as experience!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    SUCKER - thats RISKY,dirty **** you.

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