What is the weirdest question you have ever been asked on yahoo?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have

you done?

How is it one careless match can start a

forest fire, but it takes a whole box to

start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest

called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,

why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to

buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared

half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns

down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in

bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a

bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf

suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it

remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how

would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis

and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into

hot water?

Why are they called stands when there

made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make

the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what

does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is

there a law saying your not allowed to put

sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy

opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have

to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for

those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it

still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages

on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a

mime?

Why do you press harder on the

remote-control when you know the

battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow

its meant to be twice as cold, how cold

will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when

there finished? Shouldn't they be called

builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there

are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but

when you tell him there's wet paint he has

to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?

Do you find it unnerving that what doctors

do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a

walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it

homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal

injections?

What does 2+1 equal to, and it was in the sexual section of yahoo answers!

How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?

Every question here is weird in some format.

why is my discharge green?

not only was it weird it was gross..... and i can name a bunch more like it

its like who cares about your discharge... go ask your gyno

the health sections have to be the top with the weird questions

How dos I get prenant by my cuzins?

what is an online websites were i can meet local girls to have sex with me

talk about disgusting

-do pharmacies have fitting rooms for condoms

-does McDonald's have diet water

-why can't we taste out tongue

how can i give my hubby a bj while breast feeding?

i told her she needed to put the baby first.

what's the worst smelling part of your body?