Who Would Win In A Fight? Jesus Christ V.s Santa Claus?

Jesus is a scrawny guy in all the pictures and Santa is a heavy weight. Hmmmm.... Jesus has his magical Jesus powers though, but then Santa has his big sack that he can wack you with and a bunch of reindeer to protect him. Well I don't know Jesus died from a bunch of random people, and Santa is far from some random person. So I think Santa would win:). I'd bet... A cookie on it.

Santa's obviously way faster (speed in getting up and down chimneys) and stronger (look at his gut), but don't underestimate J.C.'s ability to take a punch. A little suffering never stopped the Nazarene. Plus, Santa only gets out of the house once a year, so he's out of shape.

I'd say Santa in a TKO, but if JC decides to invoke the Holy Ghost, look out.

The easter bunny puts 100 eggs on Santa, while the Tooth fairy puts 50 teeth on Jesus.

I personally think that Santa is in better shape. Flying up and down those chimneys at virtually the speed of light? He had to excercise sometime to manage that.

Well, Santa's got, like, 48+ elves, Jeebus has 12 Apostles... and one of the elves is a dentist or some **** so he could poke at Jesus's "holy" teeth... Then again, Jesus has, like, a bajillion followers... but little kids LOVE Santa, so they'd be all, "BACK OFF!" and bite 'em or something... and if they tried to fight back, the kids would tell their mommies so it'd get messy...

I got a hundred on the fat guy! But they'll both be dead within the hour!

I got my money on Santa Clause. I mean, for one, the dude is just as magical if not more magical than Jesus. A flying sled carrying billions of presents? That's pretty amazing right there. Not to mention he is much heavier and would be able to pack quite a punch. Not to mention he is likely a dirty fighter and would have the little helpers nibbling at Jesus' ankles in no time at all.

All the Santas I've seen have been stuffed full of pillows, so that would soften the blows from Jesus. (Unless Jesus had saved his nails when he got down off the Cross).

Oh god, I don't know.

Santa: He has a list of all the naughty girls. But seriously 8 reindeer isn’t a match for 11 disciples.

I think Jesus would outlast Santa cause of the lack of fitness

Santa, he gives presents each year to all of he kids, Jesus only gives them to people who believe in him.

Jesus gave away all his stuff.

Santa Claus has lots of stuff.

Ergo: Santa Claus has a heavier bag than Jesus . . . and he beats the crap out of him with it.