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The Black Skeptic Deist asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Who Would Win In A Fight? Yahweh V.s The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

....I think i'll go with yahweh...his beard OWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Lol @ Beard.

    I'm gonna go with Yahweh Ben Yahweh.

    He'd probably chomp down on the Spaghetti.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    FSM would get sauce in his hair, and Yahweh's allergic to noodles. He's also a vegetarian, so FSM could force meatballs down his throat....

    That sounds so WRONG... XDDD

  • Kristi56295
    1 decade ago

    Yahweh hands down

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  • MR.QA
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    there wouldn't be a fight as yahweh would be at awe at the awesomeness of FSM.

  • LeoWyatt9
    1 decade ago

    the flying spaghetti monster sounds yummy.it will be the winner

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's easy. The FSM, because he has meatballs.

  • ARDENWÅ
    1 decade ago

    FSM would tangle him up. and get spaghetti sauce in his beard.

    @limetang: what a killjoy

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    FSM ! I mean, really!

  • limetang
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I love how people think this is acceptable behaviour, how people also actually think this is funny, it is the same intolerence that I know so many people are against.

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