How do you stop your penis from bleeding if you nicked it with a steak knife?

Lol, don't get "excited" or you may bleed to death.

I am sure if you put icing on the cookie it should be fine. Next time use some paper put your beanus on that to trace around with a texta, the worse that could happen is you draw a tattoo on yourself.

I'm sorry for your crusty Weiner lots.

NO KNIFES AROUND THE PENIS!!!!

Jeesas Christmas!

By the end of puberty your penis should be done growing. So by 18-19 you should be finished.

Lmao!! Im sorry that's to funny. You wanted to make a cookie shapped as your penis. Your such a romantic. But for your first question put pressure on the nick. When the bleeding stopped put some pollysporine and a band aid. And for the cookie, you ruined it when you put your dick on it. I hope you have good hygene. And unless you girlfriends a vampire or has a blood fetish, im sure she wont appreciate the blood on her cookie.

Follow same directions as any other cut. If the cut was deep go to the emergency room.

Penis / blood over dough or cookie? Throw that to the trash.

Who would want a cookie that small anyway? Just give her a bag of candy corns instead.

You are a weird dude you know.... but to each their own. anyways a band aid with some antiseptic cream will do the trick.

I'm hungry for a cookie now. Have your dog lick the wound since dogs saliva is good at cleaning cuts. Some drunk begger told me this at the bus stop once! The cookie will be find with a lil blood too. Extra protein will be good for your lady lover.

awwww ouch don't put anything sharp near ur donger

and yes

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's ever had this problem. Embarrassing.