How can I convince my wife that the food in the house is for everyone to share and that she shouldn't hog?

Don't feel guilty...the baby isn't yours.

So, uh... why is that a problem? Just buy enough food. Have at all times more food in your house than any and all people in it could eat if they tried to.

Now, if she's getting 100 pounds overweight (over and above what's normal for pregnancy) that's another problem, but that's not what you're complaining about.

You should tell her that the food in the kitchen is for all of you guys and she has to stop being selfish and share.If that doesn't work you should leave her after she has the baby and take the baby with you.

And what if you guys have the baby your wife isn't going to share the food with you and the baby?

There's got to be more going on here than just food. You can't possibly be that shallow and petty, could you? Go out and buy yourself something to eat, if it's such a problem. The woman's pregnant--you did have something to do with that. What's going to happen when the baby arrives and wants to eat? Will that bother you, too?

You need to man up and find a clever way to attach those Oreos to the treadmill. Ya that's right. If that doesn't work try introducing her to the backside of your hand. You've been judged.

If your struggling for money, cut your internet and buy more food, your pregnant wife is more important right now

you have to remember that she is eating for two.... not just one. she WILL eat a lot, in fact she SHOULD. if she doesn't the baby isn't healthy. if you care about you're baby and wife at all, you won't even think of leaving her. you should just help her through this and love the baby..... its half you ya know.

Tell her that you will have no part in feeding an unborn child. Food is for your mouth.

Also, kick her square in the babymaker every time she hordes the kitchen.

I find this quite interesting, you get your wife pregnant and now that she is growing your child inside her, you want to ration her food. I really think people like you should not breed.

Put a padlock on her mouth and tell her that being pregnant is no excuse to eat more than her daily rations.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Tell her she is being a disgusting fast slob that no other man could ever tolerate, so unless she wants to be alone she should let you eat before you starve to death.