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Can we settle all the debate with a cage match?
So here's what I propose, since all this constant bickering gets us nowhere. Christians, choose a champion (one for each denomination, please, even the wacko ones that handle snakes and such), and Atheists will choose one, and Jews, and Muslims, Buddhists and Hindus... Your strongest, toughest, most kick *** servant of whatever stuff your religion (or lack thereof) is peddling as Truth. We put 'em all in big locked cage, and don't open it until one person emerges as the lone survivor. Then whatever that person subscribes to, deity or no, kind god or angry god, divine Christ or human Christ, that religion (again, or lack thereof) is now universal law. What say you? By the way, I'll be taking bets but will not be able to post odds until I see the contestants.
Alternately, we could make it a one-on-one tourmament style, but the logistics of that are really quite difficult and a free-for-all style suits my sense of justice, since the origins of them are really all just random anyway.
Ok for the record, anyone who thinks I'm actually proposing that this could or should take place, go get yourselves a dictionary and look up the word "joke" and/or "humor".
12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
No matter who the Atheist's choose, It's a good chance that their champion will be the only one that actually shows, as everyone else will pick either their imaginary friends or historical figures...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Jet Li would kick Chuck's *** so hard he would roll up in a litle ball beneath the bo tree and not stand up again until he was enlightened.
- 1 decade ago
uh, in reality, that would be impossible
i get what u mean
but, i kinda support the freedom of religion and the freedom to choose
as long as people mind their own business (which they don't i noe)
quite a helpless situation, unless u become the dictator of the world for a day
- 1 decade ago
There is no need for a death cage match. God has given you a choice to pick an choose whom you want to follow. And besides Buddhists don't fight back. lol
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- Ha ha ha!Lv 71 decade ago
Chuck Norris is a Christian.
That doesn't bode well for the rest of us.
Captain Falcon, on the other hand, is a Captain Falcon-ist.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
its a good idea except the Atheist would never be able to agree on who would fight for them and the Christians are still trying to decide who is right
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thats not fair. The christians got fireball on their side and we dont want her cooties!
- 1 decade ago
Yes actually it will be, lol. Who is going to tell vanessa to get out of me again?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lolz, honestly, that would solve the whole thing with everyone getting mad over religion a lot more quickly and less violently then it currantly is.....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HA. Funniest question I've seen on here all day.
