why do my balls smell like corned beef?

Mine smell like an English Muffin

Forget that.

The real question is

Why don't MY balls smell like corned beef?

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Ask your physician, but (assuming you practice normal hygeine) it sounds like what you're smelling is your urine, and the cause may be dietary. Food and drink commonly affect that.

I don't smell my balls -- I have other people do it for me, but only in private.....

The dreaded corned beef nut syndrome, drink lots of green tea, but whatever you do, don't stick a q-tip in there that will only inflame matters worse.

Did it ever occur to you that you're smelling your urine and not your balls? I'm assuming you are familiar with soap and water and are not masturbating with food of course.

its what you ate sometimes strong scented foods don't break down all the way so you can still smell it through urination

I myself have never seen anyone smell their own nuts...so I am not sure what to tell you there....

Maybe its something you ate!

Good Luck!

i dont know what that smells like but it could be todo with what you eat, try a more balenced diat and see is the problem persists

Oh you are funny.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Corned-Beef/12958991...

I saw this and thought of you .

One of those Christmas tree air fresheners strung around your balls should do the trick.