will a 9 year old like this poem?

How about zeese ...

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Dashing through the sand

With a bomb strapped to my back

I have a nasty plan

For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A

But not through checkpoint B

That's when I got shot in the *** by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see

Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead

The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

I kill you!

depends. It's a very creative idea, and I get it, but the language is just too difficult to read, and I don't think a 9 year old would enjoy a poem that he/she has to struggle to read. It takes the fun out of it.

well it got a few giggles out of me and i'm 18!! so half my age and you get double the giggles. it works that way. haha

Well, tell us Henri, did you enjoy it?

what the heck no

no