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Ms. Opinionative asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster never covered in sauce?

For an entity made of spaghetti, you'd think he'd be able to secrete a significant amount of tomato sauce! Don't you agree? I don't like spaghetti without sauce! Spaghetti without sauce is like a Christian without Jesus.

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  • Ian W
    1 decade ago
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    If the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster were to secrete any form of sauce, it would show preference of one sauce over another, therefore destroying the balance he has created.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i used to eat spaghetti without sauce all the time! but if there was a flying spaghetti monster with sauce...i think it would be quite messy dont you think?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The FSM is free of the expectations and trappings of mere humans.

    Just because we as humans think spaghetti requires sauce doesn't mean that the almighty FSM isn't above our mortal ideas.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sauce is the equivalent of Satan. Evil can't touch the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or it is vaporised.

    Source(s): An atheist who knows his shit.
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  • ?
    5 years ago

    I converted to FSM years ago nothing beats the taste of his noodly presence and I could die for the sauce.

  • Assorted Jelly Beans
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    since hes flying the sauce dripped off

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Amen Sister!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Last time I saw him which was at the Pride Parade, ALFREDO was all over the revered FSM.

    Source(s): Our deity was wearing platform heels and a silver lame gown no less! Yes, I am outing the Master, but its about time someone does. We love him just the same.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Right on Keisha!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's why he created us. His red life sauce is within each of us, in our veins.

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