Would you like to start a new-fangled religion?

Yes.

Send me money and I'll guarantee you a spot in heaven.

Great instead of old nonsense we will have new nonsense. How much you going to charge 15% . These relgions should teach the banks how to do it and it's all tax free what a racket. And people wonder why foreigners call us gullible. No thank you I gave up religion for life, I know a phony prophet from a real one, now don't you, it would save you a lot of Money.

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Unfortunately, this idea has already been taken by 'Zionist' , so you got no place left in the history,

so, you do not have to believe in any religion anymore, they have corrupted your rituals, hijacked your culture, no morality, no humanity, rather they put a delusion on your eyes, what you think as right isn't right and what you think as wrong is actually right, and guess what now they are attacking you for another dimension i.e. ET (extra terrestrial) or extra dimensional way.

So, good luck!

Sure, but let's lay down the ground rules

You need to smoke a joint every day (especially if incarcerated)

It is against our religion to work

I am awarded bountiful amounts of fast food in heaven but my cholesterol is immaculate

Let´s start a religion based around fist-bumps and correctly answering the teacher´s questions during History Class... OHWAITMYFRIENDSANDIALREADYDIDLOL

sounds like Pastor Charlie would desire to be somewhat racist. i don't think of any thinking guy or woman believes that Jesus grew to become right into a white guy. all of us understand that he grew to become into from the midsection East, grew to become into Jewish, and lived interior the desolate tract. The white Jesus got here from artists' interpretations for the duration of the midsection a while and Renaissance. maximum folk had probable never considered a guy or woman from the midsection East, and assumed that Jesus grew to become into white, like they have been. regrettably, some people take it actually.

hell yeah i would. think of the money to be made and its tax free. I'm an atheist and I thought about buying a church just for the income potential. call me a jerk but we (me & the christians) would both benefit from it. they would get the service they planned on going to anyway and I would get paid.

Yeah, I'm running out of money.

Yes! In fact, join ours! Become a follower of his Holiness Raptor Jesus! He who went extinct for our sins!

Nope I am content with Christianity. It is my passion to love Jesus with all my heart, mind and spirit.