To Wake up as a man? ( men are free to answer)?

putting up with all your complaining about work and that annoying girl who keeps taking your pen, and then you getting mad at us becasue we try to offer ways to help but you dont wanna listen and just want to complain

that the biggest one

the fact that you constantly drive like crap, and pay no attention to the road then get pissed when we tell you to pay some damn attention and you think were just being douchbags, then you get in an accident and you have no idea what to do or how to change a tire and you call us at 3 in the morning to come change it for you when you should have LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A SANE PERSON IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

Or how you can have as many guy friends as you want, buyt we hug a good old friend who is a girl and you do nothing but pout, stare daggers at us and act like a btich for the next week..

also works with girls nights out, versus guys nights out

you go get juiced and dish on us and our private lives and sexual performance and junk, but we cant go to the strip club and have some beers to unwind

its complete horseshit!

Opening a door is merely polite courtesy.

That never gets outmoded.

Shaving your face can be a challenge, as you can actually 'sand off' skin from the lady in question.

Things I'd be happy I didn't have to do anymore..shave constantly and worry about how I look. heh :) And also I'd be happy that I could could traditionally ask girls out..cause sometimes being a girl and waiting for a guy to ask you out, gets old.

Interesting.... I would probably hate to take out the trash,wait.. I do that anyway. Ummm I don't know.

Listening to all the nagging when you ladies are on the days of the months.

I would get a job, while she spends my money

putting down the toilet seat

spend our money on you.

juss masterbate in new style first...