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Football Fans, Do you agree with this scientific assessment about sports?
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
17 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Elky gets off a good one! Lol... That is pretty funny, dude.
- DoreneLv 45 years ago
Baseball .. Red Sox ... I will say I WAS a basketball fan (sorry .. Celtics) but with all the attitudes flying around on the court, then the big strike some years back, I lost it ... and the Celtics were very miserable looking At the beginning of this season my son told me I needed to watch the Celtics w/ this new team ... Kevin Garnett got me hook .. these guys actually pass the ball, set up plays, etc ... and now (I don't get to watch every game) they may even have a good chance to play well in the playoffs ... so it has my interest NOTE: I coached my daughters CYO basketball team years ago ... had fun watching the kids have fun.. and great sportsmanship ... even one a lot of games)
- 1 decade ago
Lol - Priceless.
See, there are reasons that being middle management or a corporate officer is a bad thing. Good to know. I can lower my expectations now.
- pichuLv 41 decade ago
Well you summed that up very well except for tennis. I don't think that anyone likes tennis. Also, I am the exception. I am the Vice-President of a Fortune 500 company (I won't tell you which one because then I could have my bonus cut down to a mere $2 million for going on Yahoo Answers during work) and have very large balls. My favorite sport is dodge ball with kindergartners on a very hard blacktop. What? You don't think that's a fair match-up? That's because it isn't. I totally dominate them. My ruthlessness and desire to squash the little guy is how I got to my high-ranking position. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with a Senator in order to convince him to put a breathing tax on all you little people and give me part of the profits. Oh? You don't think that's legal? I don't care. I am above the law.
Source(s): My big balls - How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Bowling is a sport?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No wonder I prefer beach ball!
- 1 decade ago
i think that first bit is slightly racist but i do see how you came to this conclusion.
funny nonetheless, you get a star
